"I'm finna get a PC glow up, mine's high key sus, it's literally slower than a boomer and the lag is dead ass so cringe"
-> "I'm trying to buy a better setup, mine is trash, crazy slow, and the lag is really bad."
"I was playing Valorant last night and was such bad vibe"
-> "... and it was such a bad experience."
"If I get one more L I'm gonna yeet it out a window no cap"
-> "If I lose one more game, I'm going to throw my PC out the window, seriously."
More GenZer:
"CEO of misunderstanding me much, I literally just said I want to glow up my setup, as in I want to be a whole ass snack"
-> "You are not getting me at all, I literally just said I want to get a better setup, as in I want to have/be the really best one around."
"I want us to be the OTP, because right now we're absolute dog water."
-> "I want it to be the perfect PC for me, because mine right now is trash."
Even more GenZer, obviously not getting her snack:
"It's the actual audacity for me, you need to take several seats right now."
-> "That's incredibly rude, you need to apologize right now."
The Almighty joins the realm
GenZer's weak response:
"This chuggey ass store is currently serving me complete incompetence. I'm about one second away from posting a video that'll cancel you all so severely that the planet you're all responsible for killing is going to succumb to global warming before you financially and socially recover unless someone glows up my setup right now."
-> "This out of date store is serving me with complete incompetence.
I'm about to post a video that will ruin your reputation so severely that Earth will succumb to global warming before you financially and socially recover. Unless someone gives me a better setup right now."
The Almighty's resolution:
"Bet, you're just looking for a glow up I got you."
-> "Really? You're just looking for a better setup? I got you.
"This right here is the absolute chill zdaddy of rigs, iconic drip, if I do say so myself. And the graphics card on this absolutely slaps it's basically snatched, I literally stan.
-> "This right here is the absolute best PC rig. Iconic appearance, if I do say so myself.
And the graphics card on this is absolutely amazing. It's a steal, I love this PC."
GenZ, defeated but served:
"Period. I'll take it."
-> "We're done, I'll take it."
