| Timbuktu |  |
A contest was being held, at the end of which two contestants remained, a catholic priest and an australian surfer. To decide the winner both contestants had to make a rhyme with the word "Timbuktu."
After a few minutes of preparing time the priest got up and started:
"I was a father all my life
had no children, had no wife.
I read the Bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu."
Everybody is clapping and really excited, thinking he's the winner. But then the australian surfer got up and said:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went
we met three ladies, cheap to rent.
They were three, but we were two
So I booked one — and Tim booked two."